I’m so happy this picture exists
american sex education be like
UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video
- We went back for you. Rick and I, we did right by you.
- This the same Rick that cuffed me to the rooftop in the first place? Forced me to cut off my own hand? This him we’re talking about here?
shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you
I DON’T WEIGH ANYTHING! I’M LIKE A CLOUD!
“I realized two things from an early age – I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.”
this was one of the first videos I saw when I first got into the beatles
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake